* WELCUM 2 I AM PEE,

  independent 𐕣 Highly Selective 𐕣 roleplay blog for Blitzø / Blitz

  • 【𐂃】❝I KILL PEOPLE.❞


 #001  :   HELLUVA BOSS/HAZBIN HOTEL BASED BLOG.
I will only be following blogs from these two shows. Unfortunately, due to being over 30+ yrs old my time is extremely limited.
Only times I might give other non - HB/HH blogs a follow is if we have already been mutuals.

 #002  : will not take discord friend request
Due to a hacker ruining my experience, I will not be giving out my discord to everyone.
If we are long-term mutuals or hit if off good to a point i can trust you; i will ask if it's okay to add each other. please -- don't ask if we just met.

 #003  :  This blog has no FILTER
There will be profanity, nsfw stuff, and more censored material without forewarning tags. If there's something that triggers you -- please let me know so I can create a tag for your comfort.
assuming we're already mutuals, i will not mind doing this for you <3

 #004  :   shipping is not priority
My muse has a very high sex drive so he might indulge into a couple of nightstands, but that doesn't mean he's open for marriage. they have to have a long period of time to develop that kind of chemistry. ( unless i start giving you nsfw art; then you can take that as I'm open for it lol ) My DMs will be available if you need to discuss, but, AGAIN that's not the main focus of this blog.

 NAME  :   BLITZØ / BLITZ BUCKZO.
 ALIAS  : BLITZY, B, FIRE TOAD, DAD, SIR, BLITZY-KUN, BLITZANY, ETC.
 AGE  :   34, DOB: FEB 21st
 GENDER  :   MALE
 SEXUALITY  :   PANSEXUAL
 RACE  :   IMP
 EYE COLOR  :   RED / CRIMSON
 HEIGHT  :   5' 2''
 REGIMEN  :  WORKOUTS, DOODLES.
 MARKS  :   FIRE BURN, FAM CREST.
 OCCUPATION  :   I.M.P BOSS
 LIKES  : CHEESE, HOT SAUCE, HORSES, DRAWING, SEX, FAMILY.
 DISLIKES  : LONELINESS, CREATING FIRES, MAMMON, HUMANS, MUSICALS, HIMSELF, BODYGUARD WORK.

  • When you want somebody gone And you don't want to wait too long
    Call the Immediate Murder Professionals ♪
    Hand grenade or cyanide
    We'll make it look like suicide
    The Immediate Murder Professionals ♪
    We do our job so well
    Because we come straight up from Hell
    We'll kill your husband or your wife
    We'll even let you keep the knife

    We're the Immediate Murder Professiona—

    ♪ Kids die for free~ ♪

Blitzo Buckzo (pronounced Blitz) founder and manager of I.M.P and is the main protagonist of Helluva Boss. In his youth, he was a circus performer, but a tragic accident led to the death of his mother and disfigurement of his friend, Fizzarolli, which left him with insecurities he hides with his outward convoluted personality. Loathing himself in the process. Despite his PTSDs, he strives to achieve goals no other imps have committed. He is a rare example of an imp who has achieved success in business and has his own company. He is a skilled fighter and negotiator, and is able to attract and retain talent, such as Moxxie and Millie. He is often impulsive and reckless, but also deeply cares about his family and friends.

HORSEGIRL TENDENCIES It is foretold that his passion for horses takes back in a long overdramatic backstory; likely connected to his past circus gig-- foremost SPINDLE. Although it's speculation as of current, Spindle used to be his Hellhorse pet. When Blitz was lost Spindle burst through a wall to save him and give him a ride back home. Blitz was distraught when Spindle had to go back to her home. She was like a guardian angel-- to which he STILL worships until this day.

VERSE 1 - ℧ 「ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜ; ɪ ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴏᴜɢʜᴛ」
VERSE 2 - ℧ 「ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴀᴄᴛ; ʙʀɪɢʜᴛᴇꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴛᴀʀꜱ」
VERSE 3 - ℧ 「ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀꜱ ɪɴ ᴄʀɪᴍᴇ; ᴜɴꜱᴛᴏᴘᴘᴀʙʟᴇ」

#1 SEREN X BLITZ -- VERSE WITH OWLSTRONOMER 's Seren ( female!Stolas )#2 FIZZ X BLITZ -- VERSE WITH PEPPY-JESTER 's Fizzarolli.#3 STRIKER X BLITZ -- VERSE WITH CONTRACTFEE 's Striker.More info TBD. WILL ADD MORE INFO ON EACH VERSE SOON.